Last week I spoke to you about Pope Benedict the 16th. It is no coincidence that His Popeness visited the country for the first time this last week. I extended the invitation to him to come to the land of the free and home of the brave, and of course he accepted. Bendito and I had several long talks about his drug problem and he assured me that he is dedicated to a twelve-step program that I recommended for him. I am satisfied that before long we will have a clean and sober pope. This was a very promising experience for me and I am sure it was for the pope. After leaving my estate, he did a few other things to please the media. He spoke with some of the victims of the priest sex scandal, he met with GW, and he did a pretty solid mass at Yankee Stadium. I was encouraged by this visit until he made a very disappointing comment while speaking to the media during his time here. He made the comment that he ‘laments’ the treatment of Blacks and Native Americans in this countries history. Now America, I will be the first to admit that the treatment of many groups of people (Blacks and Native Americans included) in this country’s history is reprehensible. That being said, the last person on earth that should be making comments about historical injustices committed to in past generations is a German Catholic. I lament the treatment of all kinds of people, namely Arabs during The Crusades. No to mention the Spanish during the Spanish Inquisitions (no one expected the Spanish Inquisitions). I lament the way Germans have acted repeatedly during the history of the world. I don’t blame the current pope for any of these atrocities. He didn’t do any of it. Kind of like no one alive in America today is responsible for the days of slavery or the displacement of Native Americans. I have a great idea, how about we all talk about it and remind each other how bad it was. Maybe if we feel bad enough about it will somehow not have happened. Real productive Papa, good job. Thanks, I didn’t know about any of that stuff.
One more thing America, I am sure that many of you are familiar with the raid of the YFZ Ranch in Texas this week. This ranch is a community of the FLDS Faith. For those of you that aren’t familiar with this religious group, let me give you a quick explanation. Polygamy with ugly women and old dirty men marrying 13 year-olds, and violating them in their temple. I don’t want to talk to you about the legality of constitutionality of the raid. Nor do I want to talk to you about how disgusting it is to violate and brain wash children the way they have done for generations. I want to talk about the hairdos of those sister wives. I really don’t think they can be serious about that. I mean, I am no stranger to dumpy looking women, but they really take the cake. I can’t see why anyone would want one of those broads, never mind multiple. Seriously perverts, try a little harder ok?
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Remember when there was two popes? That was the shiznit.
I think the FLDS women are hiding something in the big bumps in the front of their hair. Maybe that's where they keep their stash of weed they got from the pope.
I lament the treatment of day-old bagels at Einstein's. I lament the treatment of Wal-mart on the blog. I lament the treatment of a domunt in front of Rosie O'Donnell's face . . .
The chief weapons of the FLDS leaders are surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise. Their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless perversity...and an almost fanatical devotion to the PrOPhEt.
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