Nobody loves America more than I do. I think the ideals that this country was founded on are truly something divine. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is afforded to all people, no matter where they come from, and that is the way it should be. That being said, I seemed to have missed the part of the Declaration of Independence, that talks about how we should all do what we can to help moochers and losers. On the statue of liberty it certainly does not say: “give me your poor, your tired and those who just don’t feel like working very hard and expect to be handed everything.”
Now, it has come to my attention that there are those who read my writings, that aren’t very bright. I am here to educate and inspire everyone, not just the enlightened, so let me break this down into small edible pieces for you bleeding hearts out there. Welfare, Medicaid, Social Security and homeless people are un-American. Disagree? Then I would love for you to explain to me why someone deserves to get something for doing nothing. Medicaid, in theory, is not such a bad idea. No one can help getting deathly ill. And this program is designed to help those who have become deathly ill and can no longer work. However, what this program has become is a way for losers who have no job, and who make no real contribution to society to have babies, and use tax dollars (from those who actually do work) to pay for it. If that doesn’t outrage you then you are the worst kind of stupid.
Social Security encourages old people to stop contributing to society and retire. If you really need Social Security then you obviously didn’t do much for this country while you had the chance. Now you think you should stop? Hey grandpa, wasn’t it your generation who let us slide into the Great Depression? Now that you’re old, you have the chance to suck the government dry one more time. You should have never gotten the GI Bill you ungrateful piles of crap. It’s ok if you don’t agree with me on this one, I realize their may quite a few people who don’t. You are entitled to that, but you are wrong. Very wrong. And stupid. (Call my mother names all you want, liberals, you can’t stop me. You can’t offend me, or my mother for that matter. We are shaking in our boots, I can assure you….or boot in my mother’s case.)
Now, let’s talk about homeless people. Now, I know everyone falls on hard times every now and again. But falling on hard times is no excuse for sitting on a street corner and begging for money. You probably make upwards of $10 a day (un-taxable might I add) just for sitting on your behind and doing nothing. If I sat on my backside and did nothing, I would earn nothing. No matter how sad and pathetic I look. These idiots should take a page out of the illegal immigrant book, and go pick bell peppers or do something else that makes them a little coin. You don’t see Juan and Tito sitting on the corner complaining about how the are useless veterans (who obviously didn’t learn any survival skills in the military) and how they need money for a bus ticket. Juan and Tito (good friends of mine, great guys, Tito has a killer sense of humor, he does a great Jimmy Stewart impression) walked here from wherever the hell they come from. There are jobs out there, they might suck, and may not pay very well, but at least you are doing something. So let me some this up by saying to all homeless people. GET A JOB YOU PATHETIC LOW-LIFES!
Now, that you are informed, go share this knowledge with someone you love.
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Those of us who work in places surrounded by beggars should carry McDonald's and BK job applications around with us and give them in lieu of money.
If you're repulsed by the idea of eating a hamburger handed to you by a grimy hobo, you're obviously naive to the fast food industry as it is, but just go to Wendy's or Crown Burger instead.
Props to Juan and Tito. I freakin' love bell peppers. Apples are good too. My favorite is cheese though. A quality gouda rocks my world, ese!
King Conor - you're a great American.
I think we should take a leaf out of the Smart's book and take the homeless to our houses and give them jobs. It worked out great for them. I know Ed loved the publicity, and I heard Lois posed for Playboy.
What if your mother was homeless, especially after she had fought for our country in the Korean war, or the skirmish in Viet Nam? Would you take her in? I think not. Your many rants have shown you to be a heartless human. Would you have us walk by her as we exit the Wal Mart armed with our fridge packs of Pepsi and our $5 DVDs, and not toss her a coin or two (maybe the ones with the "drug dealing whore" on them)? Would you have us spit on her or ignore her as she wallows in the dirt, desperately hoping for bus fare to visit you in your large, cold, soul-less home in some affluent area? Nay, I say. Build more low cost housing with our tax dollars. Give her the medical help she needs in some free clinic....and, for heaven's sake, give her a few dollars to go to Wendys to enjoy their low cost, nutricious food.
Here's my problem. I let my elderly parents live in a house in my backyard. It used to be a garden shed, but I sacrificed having a place for my watering can, gardening gloves and straw hat, and let them move some belongings in and stay there. But I grew tired of them mooching off me, asking for a ride to the store once a week to buy bread and Top Ramen. So I demanded they contribute to the running of my estate. They can barely stand, so Wal Mart wouldn't hire them as greeters. What is a person to do? I decided to drop them off each day at a different street corner and even made some signs for them so they wouldn't have to disconnect their oxygen to speak and ask for money. I thought I had it nailed. However, now King Conor is telling me that they shouldn't be doing this? It may look like freeloading to you, Conor, but one man's freeloader is another man's ticket to a big screen TV.
Dear Anonymous #3 (aka Bill Shakespeare),
That skirmish in Viet Nam was a full blown war, dude. The Detroit Pistons and the Indiana Pacers had a skirmish.
Call it a quagmire, mistake, patriotic, a war, or whatever. Just don't call it a skirmish.
For crying out loud, you used the word 'Nay' in your post, you would think that you could figure the 'skirmish' thing out.
Also, thank you for propping up Wal-Mart and the sweet deals they run on fridge packs of soda. It is about time someone gave them their credit.
One last thing, I have seen Conor's heart (albeit on on x-ray after he swallowed a penny). It does actually exist. I think it is actually enlarged because he can clear the room with acid reflux laden flatulence (that's heartburn for you Bill, but you knew that).
Is Conor so fired up about coins and who is on them because he swallowed a penny or did you make that up?
That is fo-real. He did and he survived. Thus he is the King. That's how we roll in the E1m-PMB. Can I get and 'Amen'?!
I can vouch for the swallowed penny story. The way I remember it however, someone dared him to do it, and he was too young to possess the judgment to say no. Merely surviving the incident, I think, gives him some street-cred on coins.
Also, last time I checked, "Viet Nam" was really, in english, one word: Vietnam. Am I wrong on this?
Also, Conor's mother would never be homeless because she is not a loser. That is where you miss the important point of this week's message. He is addressing the topic of unAmerican losers like homeless vagrants.
Also, for the dude whose parents live in his tool shed, when was the last time you went to WalMart? They have people all the time who can't stand just plopped down in their medicaid provided wheel chairs, working as greeters. Expand your thinking. You are off to a good start. No worries.
Now, if you all will excuse me, I need to go pick up a fridge-pack twelver of Mountain Dew, a $5 DVD of "The Rundown," and thumb my nose at the dirty beggers outside the Wally.
-F.U.
F.U? Are those your initials? Ferdinand Underlinger? Felix Unger? Or are you sending a message, with no way to use a finger on this page? IF SO - I say "shame on you". This is a family page. and you, Sir, are bringing us down to the gutter. You are un-American. Save your disgusting talk for hockey games and you family parties.
Depending on what culture you come from, "you family parties" might be the most effective way of communicating.
There are too many "anonymous" people here. Are you all the same person? STOP IT!
Signed,
Conor's mom
I just read this set of comments. I have just one thing to say. I AM CONOR'S MOTHER, AND THAT LAST CONTRIBUTOR IS IMPERSONATING ME. While I am flattered (I think) it's just not proper to impersonate the one who gave him birth (all 10lbs 3oz) and raised him. I do not want to take the credit for his points of view and opinions, however.
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