Recently I had the displeasure if watching a television news program where former Vice-President of the United States, Al Gore was interviewed. The reason for the interview was very simply to see what he has been up to over the last few months. The rather unpleasing looking lady that was interviewing, asked him about such points of interest such as the upcoming presidential election, of which he has been named one of the enigmatic members of the Democratic Justice League other wise known as a ‘super delegate’. America, I defy any one of you to accurately explain to me why this kind of crap is on television. First of all, Al Gore’s opinion on the presidential election should be disregarded as soon as it leaves his old, fat mouth. For those of you who can’t remember Al Gore actually ran for president. His candidacy was more of a joke than that of Bo Gritz in 1992. Al Gore was incapable of beating the slowest,dumbest southerner ever to run for office. He won the popular vote but still lost the election. He won and he still lost. This is the very definition of being a loser. He joins the elite club of losers that couldn’t beat GW. He is joined by the Big Fairy himself, John Kerry. Gore and Kerry: America’s finest liberal losers.
Seeing that he is such a pathetic waste of publicity, the only appropriate thing to do with him would be to ostracize him from society and make jokes about his useless life. Instead we shower him with praise and awards. He was given an Academy Award for his ‘documentary’ An Inconvenient Truth. Seriously, did anyone see that piece of garbage? It was a trite, stupid, inconvenient excuse for film making. Then if that wasn’t enough he was given a Nobel Peace Prize. The day he walked across that stage and accepted that award will go down as one of the worst days in international history. Anyone who has ever donated even a penny to a charitable cause should hang their head in disgust for this travesty. That guy who used to be really fat and now isn’t all that that fat because he ate a bunch of sndwiches Subway is more deserving of the Nobel Peace prize, way more.
My point in brining this to your attention my fellow Americans, is that Al Gore should be thrown in prison for his embarrassing waste of a life. Boycott Al Gore and anything that has to do with him my loyal subjects. Drive around your block for no reason other than to ruin the environment. (Let’s be honest it won’t make any real difference.) Together we can stop him and his ridiculous global warming.
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Al Gore's home uses 20 times the energy of the average American's. How many fast-food warmers does the hypocrite need?
This post has inspired me to boycott the environment. Death to wetlands!!
I agree with you, but I have to correct you on one thing: Jimmy Carter is actually the slowest, dumbest southerner to claim the white house. Carter, incidentally, is also a nobel peace prize winner. And now, he writes trashy books to keep from having to get lunch at the local soup kitchen.
I thought Big Al invented the internet.
OK - lay off Al Gore. Isn't it enough that his name is forever linked to Clinton, that he's married to Tipper the TightA**, and that he is fat and stupid? Should he also have to be harrassed by some Paddy who has nothing better to do than inspire people to contribute to global warming and kill the environment?
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