A Rainbow Colored Smoke-Screen

Let me ask you a serious question America. Why on earth is it possible to turn on the television and see someone like Rosie O'Donell? Does anyone actually find her funny, amusing, or interesting. Better yet, does anyone find her anything but repulsive and annoying? Believe it or not my fine fellow-Americans, there are people who want you and I to laugh at her, tolerate her and even love her because she is lesbian. Think I am making exagerating? Wake up America! Melissa Ethridge still has a job, and it is even making music. Ellen Degeneres is still a comedian. All of these entertainers are terrible peices of crap. And should be flipping burgers in a fast food kitchen somewhere. (No offense to those of you out there who do flip burgers, it is a fine and nobel profession, I owe a lot to you people. I just don't think you should sing or make jokes.)

Let me stop you before you start, I can hear many of you out there saying 'King Conor, you are homophobic.' No, no I am not. I am simply crapophobic. What these people do on their own time is their business, not mine. I want to see all people make it or not in the world, simply based on merit. I mean I like girls too, but no one is lining up to buy my Christmas album. ( I know it was a bad idea, I don't need any of you to bring it up again.)

Let's look at some wonderful examples those who did play the 'gay card'. Elton John is a great musician, and total fruit cake. I shudder to think where we would all be would be without songs like 'Tiny Dancer' and 'Rocket Man'. Think Elton sucks? Well, Freddie Mercury was as gay as one could possibly be and he wrote 'We are the Champions' and 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. These are modern classics, who would know what to sing after winning some sort of competition without him. Comedian Grahm Chapman was part of the legendary Monty Python and the Flying Circus. Quite Simply the funniest sketch comedy you could ever ask for. He was quite a flamer himself. Mad props to these homosexuals, mad props indeed. These people didn't need to be gay to make history. They had a little something called talent. So, let's sum things up. Talentless homosexuals go in the same dumpster as Al Gore, socialized medicine, and country music.